Tarzan
02-19-2010, 04:21 AM
I'll start off by saying chicks in Texas are different than anywhere else. I'm sure you guys can say the same about women in your area as well. Problem is, there isn't a single mPUA who mentions it. Sure, attraction is universal, but the technique you use could work amazingly well with, say, conservative Texan women, and work horribly with liberal women in fucking New York.
Just had to get that out there. It didn't deserve its own thread, so I thought I'd tie it into this. Basically, don't try it if you think it's too risky. I have a nasty habit of creating caveman-like techniques.
Anyhow, onto the LMR stuff.
Triangle Intensifier-
I'm calling the first one the Triangle Intensifier (dur). I read about it somewhere, but forgot the actual name. Whatever.
It's smart as fuck. The Triangle Intensifier is supposed to intensify sexual tension. The way I remember it is, sexual tension is created by desire and a barrier. So, D+B=ST. Pretty simple.
The barrier is you. Most girls won't just kiss you. They want you to do it, or they want you to invite them to.
So the TI works like this: Say you've isolated your target, and you're doing the fluff talk bit. Obviously you're going to be looking at her while she's talking. What you're going to do is look into her left eye for a few seconds, then her right eye for a few seconds, then glance at her lips while she's talking, then go right back to the left eye for another round.
Do NOT stare. There's a difference between maintaining eye contact and creeping the girl the fuck out, trying to stare into her soul or some shit.
So that's the gist of it. Do the TI only while SHE'S talking. When you get your chance to speak, keep the eye contact going, just don't work the triangle.
The longer you look into her eyes, you'll start to get an idea of the sexual tension you've built up. If you think you hit the top of the scale, move in for a little smoochie smoochie.
Simon Says... What?-
Next is my Simon Says What routine. Another flaw with the M3... he wants you to ask the HB if she wants to kiss you. Fuck that. I've had more girls laugh in my face because of it. Granted, we do eventually get busy, it's just too odd to do for some people (namely, me.)
So I came up with the SSW. More out of necessity, really. I was trying to get a chick to cheat on her BF. The SSW made it happen.
We all know what Simon Says is. If you don't, go back into your cave and google it. You're essentially doing the same thing, just getting creative.
It's Simon Says with kisses. Sounds gay, but it works. Only works with girls who like to play games though.
I'd say, "Hey HB, wanna play a game?" She'd say yes, and the fun begins. First, you kiss her on the cheek, and say, "You try." She'd oblige, and you would go again, maybe left cheek, right cheek, nose, chin. She duplicates it.
The magical part of it is, the game could go on forever. Make your own rules. Eventually move to the neck. Throw a neck bite in with a left cheek right cheek. Whatever.
I've manipulated it to turn into a full on neck biting, ear massage fandango. It's great.
I'd be happy to clear up any vagueness. Hope this gets somebody laid. haHA!!!
Just had to get that out there. It didn't deserve its own thread, so I thought I'd tie it into this. Basically, don't try it if you think it's too risky. I have a nasty habit of creating caveman-like techniques.
Anyhow, onto the LMR stuff.
Triangle Intensifier-
I'm calling the first one the Triangle Intensifier (dur). I read about it somewhere, but forgot the actual name. Whatever.
It's smart as fuck. The Triangle Intensifier is supposed to intensify sexual tension. The way I remember it is, sexual tension is created by desire and a barrier. So, D+B=ST. Pretty simple.
The barrier is you. Most girls won't just kiss you. They want you to do it, or they want you to invite them to.
So the TI works like this: Say you've isolated your target, and you're doing the fluff talk bit. Obviously you're going to be looking at her while she's talking. What you're going to do is look into her left eye for a few seconds, then her right eye for a few seconds, then glance at her lips while she's talking, then go right back to the left eye for another round.
Do NOT stare. There's a difference between maintaining eye contact and creeping the girl the fuck out, trying to stare into her soul or some shit.
So that's the gist of it. Do the TI only while SHE'S talking. When you get your chance to speak, keep the eye contact going, just don't work the triangle.
The longer you look into her eyes, you'll start to get an idea of the sexual tension you've built up. If you think you hit the top of the scale, move in for a little smoochie smoochie.
Simon Says... What?-
Next is my Simon Says What routine. Another flaw with the M3... he wants you to ask the HB if she wants to kiss you. Fuck that. I've had more girls laugh in my face because of it. Granted, we do eventually get busy, it's just too odd to do for some people (namely, me.)
So I came up with the SSW. More out of necessity, really. I was trying to get a chick to cheat on her BF. The SSW made it happen.
We all know what Simon Says is. If you don't, go back into your cave and google it. You're essentially doing the same thing, just getting creative.
It's Simon Says with kisses. Sounds gay, but it works. Only works with girls who like to play games though.
I'd say, "Hey HB, wanna play a game?" She'd say yes, and the fun begins. First, you kiss her on the cheek, and say, "You try." She'd oblige, and you would go again, maybe left cheek, right cheek, nose, chin. She duplicates it.
The magical part of it is, the game could go on forever. Make your own rules. Eventually move to the neck. Throw a neck bite in with a left cheek right cheek. Whatever.
I've manipulated it to turn into a full on neck biting, ear massage fandango. It's great.
I'd be happy to clear up any vagueness. Hope this gets somebody laid. haHA!!!