My Online Strategy

[mikeperform]

Over the past 3 months, I have developed my online game to receiving 80% return emails. I've been utilizing a process so simple it's stupid. Remember the K.I.S.S. method? Keep it simple stupid.
Active Disinterest...
1. I only Post 1 pic of myself.
2. My "about me" section in my profile is Always a joke...either relationship or sexual...and I change it at least every week. I make sure to use a lengthy one to keep them interested for more than a second or two. There are plenty of online joke sites you can google to get off and running. Just Copy and Paste baby! Keep it simple!
3. Keep all the other shit very vague. Like your profession...mine just says I take pictures...so of course all the Hb's are gonna ask me "well what kind?" Get it? Of course they're thinking porn! Think of your profession creatively...be mysterious!
4. BE FUCKING ORIGINAL!!! Bottom line guys...I have interviewed almost a 100 women at this stage and they ALL say the same thing. Pay Attention here...
Chicky says, "Everytime I get an email from a guy it Always is the same shit...You are so hot, or You are so beautiful blah blah blah, or My name is so and so can I buy you dinner." After they tell me this, I ask them what happens to those boring ass emails...of course they just get DELETED most of the time w/o ever being read!
4.5 Be interesting! ALWAYS CHANGE THE SUBJECT LINE OF YOUR EMAIL! Everytime! Not just the first email!. I number close with 5-6emails or sooner generally with this method! Make it something funny like, "Fiesty huh?" or "All that and a Bran muffin..." just use whatever is going to look different than the 50 other guys that are sending an email with the subject line saying " Hi ".
5. Start with looking at womens profiles online and Don't leave an email. Yeah, I said it! Don't. When they check out their page of who has visited their profile, they will check out yours! Then...
6. When you see a hb has checked you out..."because you are mysterious", and not like all the other lame asses...you email her with this...
"Well aren't ya gonna say hi Sillyhead!" Don't ask me Why it works...it just does. That 1 stupid line. Theywill usually say they read your profile...ie. JOKE in your "about me" section and laughed their ass off! blah blah blah.
They will email you, after you open and they check you out. Next...
7. Don't answer their bs buying questions! Be funny. Email them, "I was going to kidnap you to vegas and get us married by elvis, but nevermind"
8. Tell them You are busy! Give yourself Higher status! say, "hey...I don't have a lot of time to email back and forth, but give me your number so we can chat anytime. 111-222-3333. P.S. You have to promise Not to call me like 18 times a day or anything crazy!" This has never failed Yet.

Any Questions?

[Sol]

Hey mikeperform

Yeah I got some questions. I have come up with a pretty good opener that gets messages back and hte messages I get are incredible. But I lose them somewhere after that. I will adopt your whitty one liners etc and see how it goes. How many messages before you ask for a #? Right away?

Cheers

Sol